My favorite part about this Hobby Lobby ruling, will be watching people cry about private businesses “having control over their employees lives”, while at the same time demanding the government be more in control of what people can and can’t do.
Pro-tip: Private businesses can’t prevent you from paying for your own contraceptives, and no one is forcing you to work for a company that offers benefits you don’t like or consider lacking.
"Ah…I don’t think this shirt will hold my breasts…."
"Well, of course not, Saeko. This fabric is much too thin and weak to give any form of support and it the stitching you’ve done on it is horrendous. Why don’t you overlay it on some canvas and then accentuate the fabric’s features with some of this beautiful chartreuse you’ve picked out over here?"
Tim Gunn snapped his fingers.
"Make it work!"